Murray was a rooster. Actually, he still is but I am telling you a story and in the story, he was a rooster. He lived on a small patch of land in front of his owners house. Most of these facts indeed continue to be true but for the sake of the story I shall use the past tense.
Murray was admired by all the hens. He was a handsome rooster. He really cared about how his feathers looked. He was strong and had a forceful, beautiful crow. Beautiful to another bird at least. To a person they mostly sound exactly the same. Murray would always talk about a love interest on another patch of land as to not approximate to any of the hens on his patch.
One day when he was walking the parameter as he is oft to do he came across a hen with her foot stuck in the fence. Her name Jen. Jen was a voluptuous hen. Big, thick thighs, a bosom so full it made her walk with a forward tilt. Her feathers had a shine that she worked on all the time to get just right. Murray´s attention was her upmost desire.
Murray came upon her, “Hey, Jen! How´d ya go get stuck like that?”
“It´s embarrassing, Murray. I would appreciate if you help me out and then never speak of this again” she said.
“Oh, ok, Jen” he answered.
He scratched at the earth under her foot, nibbled at the fence, pulled her leg and worked to get Jen free. After a few moments of toil he had success.
“Are you ok, Jen?” he asked.
“Oh, yes. My leg is a little sore but I´m ok” she said, shyly.
There was an awkward silence broken by Murray “Well, I guess I´ll get back to my rounds, then”
“Not so fast” Jen said coyly “you haven´t let me say thank you” she continued with her head tilted forward and a wing stretched out just far enough that the tip of a feather brushed Murray’s beak.
Under his feathers Murray was blushing. “I can´t. You know I have a girlfriend”
“She doesn´t have to know” she said as she moved towards him. No rooster has ever rejected Jen. The tip of her feather left his beak and slowly made its way down his chest. Strangely, she felt no reaction from Murray. “What´s the matter, Murray? You don´t like me?”
Murray gulped hard. He could never hurt Jen´s feelings. He couldn´t hurt anyone´s feelings. He saw that Jen would not take no for an answer. With his heart almost working its way up his thin neck and out his beak he informed Jen “Don´t tell anyone…..” he paused. Jen got her hopes up, “This is really going to happen” she thought “A dream come true”
Murray continued “Jen, I´m sorry, but I´m gay”
LOL! I guess that was one way to tell her “no.” Haha!
If I got you laughing, I am happy! Thanks for reading!!!
I had a cock just like that. It had it’s head chopped off. I ate it.
My neighbors have a lot of cocks just like this one! That is where the “inspiration” came from. Staring out my window into the parcel of land where my neighbor keeps them. They too will turn into dinner eventually! 🙂 Thanks for reading Bruce! I appreciate it.
“a bosom so full it made her walk with a forward tilt” My favorite line, by the way. I really enjoyed your story. It was fun and a very different! Good job. 🙂
Thank you so much for the kind words. I love seeing which lines “stick”. Usually when I comment on other´s stories I usually do just that. Point out a line that got me. Thanks for taking the time. I appreciate it.
Figured I’d delve into some of your older posts in “More In By Ryan” that are featured following recent posts. “She doesn’t have to know…” how often have we heard that? I had to laugh at this one because it was well delivered and because it reminded me your more recent Peacock piece. Do enjoy the topical variety of your writings. 🙂
Thanks Eric! The variety of my writing is directly proportionate to the variety of strange thoughts that swirl throughout my head! 🙂