“If I were you, I wouldn´t go there” Dean said.
“But if I don´t go there, how will I know?” answered Eddie.
“Somethings are best left unknown” Dean replied.
“No…. I ain´t buying it. Name me one thing that is better not knowing” Eddie said.
Dean mulled it over for a little. “What if your old lady treated you real swell, but she had a kink for sucking strange dick on the down low. Like, she´s the absolute best, A number 1, but she can´t keep the dick out her mouth?”
Eddie pondered the scenario. He was stumped. He gave it one more thought before submitting. “Ya got me there, I guess I wouldn´t want to know”
“Well, are you still thinking about going?” Dean asked.
“Hell yeah! I ain´t got no dick sucking perfect wife, yet and I´ll be damned if I ain´t gonna try finding one there!” Eddie said.
“All right, your funeral” Dean said.
“Maybe, bub…..maybe”
By Ryan 
Lol, good piece.
I appreciate your time and nice words. When the creative juices aren´t flowing so readily, I simply come up with these interactions almost as an exercise.
What a life! 🙂
Thanks for taking the time to read this. I really appreciate it.
I thought it was the piece ” Waiting for Godot” but their names are different. 😆
Thanks for reading it! I will check out that story. Any similarities are pure coincidence. I remember I came up with this story watching something embarrassing on Netflix while under the influence of a certain herb…. 😁🙊😎