Still Gonna Go?

28 Sep

hobos

“If I were you, I wouldn´t go there” Dean said.

“But if I don´t go there, how will I know?” answered Eddie.

“Somethings are best left unknown” Dean replied.

“No…. I ain´t buying it. Name me one thing that is better not knowing” Eddie said.

Dean mulled it over for a little. “What if your old lady treated you real swell, but she had a kink for sucking strange dick on the down low. Like, she´s the absolute best, A number 1, but she can´t keep the dick out her mouth?”

Eddie pondered the scenario.  He was stumped. He gave it one more thought before submitting. “Ya got me there, I guess I wouldn´t want to know”

“Well, are you still thinking about going?” Dean asked.

“Hell yeah! I ain´t got no dick sucking perfect wife, yet and I´ll be damned if I ain´t gonna try finding one there!”  Eddie said.

“All right, your funeral” Dean said.

“Maybe, bub…..maybe”

6 Responses to “Still Gonna Go?”

  1. LionAroundWriting October 26, 2018 at 11:14 pm #

    Lol, good piece.

    • Ryan October 29, 2018 at 1:11 pm #

      I appreciate your time and nice words. When the creative juices aren´t flowing so readily, I simply come up with these interactions almost as an exercise.

  2. maximcartography April 4, 2019 at 3:13 pm #

    What a life! 🙂

    • Ryan April 4, 2019 at 5:55 pm #

      Thanks for taking the time to read this. I really appreciate it.

  3. amleta November 20, 2019 at 5:56 pm #

    I thought it was the piece ” Waiting for Godot” but their names are different. 😆

    • Ryan November 21, 2019 at 7:19 pm #

      Thanks for reading it! I will check out that story. Any similarities are pure coincidence. I remember I came up with this story watching something embarrassing on Netflix while under the influence of a certain herb…. 😁🙊😎

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