Happy Birthday!

5 Dec

Angel of Orgasm


“Did you ever imagine what triggers an orgasm?” Jake asked as he took pulled his face inches away from Ashley`s between kisses.

“I like to believe that they are little explosions ignited by angels” Ashley answered.

“Good answer” he whispered as his mouth went back to hers.

All of a sudden there was a loud “What the fuck” heard in the background and the door flew open with a crash.

“Bill, what are you doing here?” Ashley asked.

“What the fuck are you doing there?” Bill asked right back.

Jake saw that he was giving up at least fifty pounds to Bill, mostly in the form of muscle, panicked and went for the window.

“Oh no you don’t you little shit!” Bill said. He crossed the room with surprising speed and agility for a man of his size. His large, strong hand crashed down on Jake’s bare shoulder pulling him back into the room. “You ain’t going nowhere” he said. With a twist of pleasure in his voice he said  “Your mine”

Jake was trembling. His knees felt weak. He could barely stand on his own. He collapsed into a ball of naked, bony flesh and meticulously messy hair.

Bill stood over him and started undoing his pants. Ashley screamed very unconvincingly “No, don’t do it Bill”

“This here little feller likes to fuck married people, then he’s gonna fuck married people”

Bill took out his lustful rage on Jake for three full minutes until angels detonated his orgasm.

Bill then went rooting through his pants looking for his cigarettes.  When he found them he offered one to Jake and said “No hard feelings there, little feller?” Jake just stared into nothingness. He looked catatonic.

Ashley then said to Bill “Happy Birthday honey! I knew you’d like him. He’s got that spikey hair you like so much”

“Ah, love, you sure do know me” he said as he took a long pull on his cigarette.

20 Responses to “Happy Birthday!”

  1. Brieuse Bernhard Piers-Gûdmönd December 5, 2013 at 6:55 pm #

    It’s actually my birthday (it really is) and I read it with a great deal of excitement!!!! 😛

    • Ryan December 5, 2013 at 6:58 pm #

      🙂 Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND! I hope you liked it. It was a twist for me as I wrote it!

    • Eric Tonningsen December 5, 2013 at 7:01 pm #

      Bruce!! HB, youngster. 🙂

  2. Eric Tonningsen December 5, 2013 at 7:00 pm #

    Excellent short story! Love “meticulously messy hair” and “angels detonated his orgasm.” Poignant visuals.

    • Ryan December 5, 2013 at 7:02 pm #

      Thank you Eric! A comment from you always makes me happy. 🙂

  3. Kendall F. Person, thepublicblogger December 6, 2013 at 12:48 am #

    Your twisted endings never fail. Bravo.

    • Ryan December 6, 2013 at 9:29 am #

      Thank you Kendall. The thing it, 99% it is a twist to me!

  4. subhmohanty December 6, 2013 at 1:39 pm #

    ha ha..too good !!!

    • Ryan December 6, 2013 at 1:42 pm #

      Thanks man! Glad you liked it. We have to chat again soon. Cheers!

  5. subhmohanty December 6, 2013 at 1:45 pm #

    The twist was great ! I had something similar in my mind few days back !!! Would love to chat back again, have a great weekend.

  6. erikafuego January 9, 2014 at 1:23 pm #

    love this

    • Ryan January 9, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

      Thank you so much. You are too kind.

  7. erikafuego January 9, 2014 at 1:53 pm #

    “He collapsed into a ball of naked, bony flesh and meticulously messy hair.” 🙂

    • Ryan January 9, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

      I liked that one too. 😉

      • erikafuego January 10, 2014 at 5:25 pm #

        who wouldn’t? 🙂

  8. Jennifer Writings of a Mrs January 9, 2014 at 7:50 pm #

    Gotta love a woman that truly knows what her man wants for his birthday! Nothing better than angelic surprises for your birthday!…
    Another great short with an unexpected ending!

    • Ryan January 10, 2014 at 12:01 am #

      Thanks! The ending was a surprise for me as I was writing it.

  9. Jason Riley February 4, 2014 at 3:25 am #

    Bwa-ha-ha!! That was fucked up!

    • Ryan February 4, 2014 at 9:40 am #

      Thanks! That´s high praise in my book. 😉

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